A semi-literate Alburqueque man got the ride of his life when he allegedly tried to car-jack three high school football players after practice.
He now has a busted face and two nasty black eyes to prove it.
According to Fox 32, Angelo Drew Martinez, 20, asked the football players for a ride around the Loma Linda Community Center football field on the night of Aug. 11.
The players agreed to help him out, but one of them noticed Martinez was “acting sketchy as if he was trying to get in,” Fox 32 reported.
Adding to the players’ suspicion, Martinez kept changing his mind about where he wanted to go.
As the car drove up in front of a house, Martinez pulled out a gun and ordered the players out of the car. Suddenly, one of the players got back into the car and punched Martinez in the face.
The other two players jumped into the scuffle and held Martinez until police arrived.
Police said the gun wasn’t real but Martinez was carrying a knife and a semi-literate note, which read: “Give me the keys to your wip [car] and a nobody get HEART. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”
Stupid is as stupid does, momma once said. And you can’t fix stupid when you decide to take on three grizzly football players and can’t even spell “hurt.”
What was Martinez thinking?
Not a whole lot, apparently.
Source Fox 23
Illiterate Thug Tries To Carjack 3 Football Players With Dumbest Stick Up Note EVER Until Things Go Completely Insane